You know, James Gunn, for a man who writes for the horror genre, you sure don't seem to know much about your target demographic. Did you know that more women buy tickets to horror movies than men? So, when you say, "who doesn't want to have a beautiful, young, 18-year-old cheerleader with lots of up-skirt shots in the middle of zombie carnage?", I feel compelled to answer you.

So you're looking for scary a movie to watch on Halloween. Maybe you're not a huge horror buff, so you Google "Scary Halloween Movies," and you get a thousand lists of the best horror movies ever. They're all the same: The Exorcist, Friday the 13th, Psycho, Halloween, Silence of the Lambs, and so on.

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HorrorHound Weekend -- recently held in Indianapolis -- is like summer camp for horror nerds: thousands of terror aficionados congregate to meet creepy celebrities like Joe Bob Briggs or Ted White (who played Jason in Friday the 13th Part 4), buy a shitload of hard-to-find movie memoribilia, and discus obscure rubber monster movies with people dressed like Freddy Krueger and giant robots until 4:30 in the morning.

Dust off that VCR grandma gave you in '82 and get ready for the VHS revival! Despite the 3D-IMAX-bells-and-whistles craze happening at your local 65 theatre movie-plex, hardcore videotape collectors are patrolling the web for hundred dollar copies of grindhouse flicks you've never even heard of. Why would these Luddites spend hard-earned recession-era dollars on obsolescence you may ask?

Infinite Santa 8000 is the star of an animated web series, in which he must kill hordes of mutants in order to survive a post-apocalyptic wasteland.