Ho ho -- now this guy knows how to dish out some yuletide justice. In Santa's Slay, WWE wrestler Bill Goldberg
plays the most kick-ass Claus you'll ever see -- aside from me, of
course. You sure don't want to be on this guy's naughty list, unless
you want to spend the holidays face-down in a pool of your own blood.
This classic is my favorite Killer Santa Movie, and I watch it every
Christmas with a steaming bowl of eyeball stew.READ MORE: "The Twelve Frights of Christmas: A Dozen Deadly Holiday Horror Films"
Santa 8000 is the star of an animated web series, in which he must kill
hordes of mutants in order to survive a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
There are 13 webisodes in all, with a new one every week until
Christmas. Each webisode is three minutes or less, and can be found at www.InfiniteSanta.com, where you can also get gory Christmas cards, DVDs, and other holiday merch. Get in the holiday spirit of blood-soaked mayhem!The DregNog Video Advent Calendar is Laser Orgy's annual celebration of all things strange and festive. Click here to see last year's DregNog archives.
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