DregNog Video Advent Calendar, Day #7: A corn cob pipe, and a button nose, and two eyes gouged from a skull

What's the only thing better than our favorite maniacal, mutated, bloodthirsty snowman Jack Frost terrorizing a small town and leaving a trail of soggy corpses in his wake? Jack spending Christmas in a tropical paradise! You'd think that a warm climate and hot sandy beaches would make a snowman rampage kind of difficult -- you know, what with the whole melting issue and all. But you'd be wrong. Jack is too busy killing scores of hot babes, the Scary Guy, and Captain Fun to let something as silly as basic chemistry and the laws of physics ruin his good time.

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Infinite Santa 8000 is the star of an animated web series, in which he must kill hordes of mutants in order to survive a post-apocalyptic wasteland. There are 13 webisodes in all, with a new one every week until Christmas. Each webisode is three minutes or less, and can be found at www.InfiniteSanta.com, where you can also get gory Christmas cards, DVDs, and other holiday merch. Get in the holiday spirit of blood-soaked mayhem!

The DregNog Video Advent Calendar is Laser Orgy's annual celebration of all things strange and festive. Click here to see last year's DregNog archives.