Ho ho ho! Greetings, boys and girls. My name is Infinite Santa, and I
am visiting you from the year 8000. My world isn't as jolly as it used
to be -- in fact, I live in a vast, post-apocalyptic wasteland filled
with mutants and a few scattered robo-people. Everyone must kill to
survive -- even me.But enough about my dreary existence! For the next 15 days, I'll be sharing the best weird, creepy, and horror-ific
Christmas videos that I can find. Let's kick off the freakish fun with a
personal favorite of mine, chock full of Christmas evil! Why, the very thought just makes me want to break out into carol. Sing it with me now: "On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six spooks a-slaying; five golden Ringu; four Chuckie dolls, three chainsaws, two Krueger gloves, and a liver with a nice Chianti!"
Santa 8000 is the star of an animated web series. There are 13 webisodes in all, with a new
one every week until Christmas. Watch them at www.InfiniteSanta.com, where you can also get gory Christmas cards, DVDs, and other holiday merch. Get into the yuletide spirit of blood-soaked mayhem!
The DregNog Video Advent Calendar is Laser Orgy's annual celebration of all things strange and festive. Click here to see last year's DregNog archives.
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