Ze Hills pre-view!
Zoot alors!
Zis pre-view looks so good! Ze drama! Ze passions! Ze trés big bows on ze back of ze purples coats!
And, ze FREEEENCH men! Trés mignon! (you know, very cute):
FRENCH MAN: "ZO WE ARE IN PARIS!"
LO-REN: "YAY!"
FRENCH MAN: "LO-REN AVE YOU SEEN ZE EIFFEL TOWAIR?"
LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!'
WHITNEY: "LO-REN, BRODY AS ZE NEW GAIRL-FRIEND. AND EET'S ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS!"
LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!"
AUDRINA: "LO-REN, YOU LEFT AND NOW I AM DATING ZE JUST-EEN BOBB-Y, AGAIN! AND ZE EIDI IS MY FRIEND!
LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!"
SPENCER'S SISTER: "LO-REN, I AM IN ZE FASH-YON CLASS WITH YOU!'
LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!"
BRODY: "LO-REN, WHAT IS YOUR PROB-LEM? I AM GOING HOME WITH ANOTHER CALIFORNIA GAIRL, ZIS NIGHT!"
LO-REN: "NOOOOOO! PUTAIN!"
As you can see, ze Lo-ren is trés upset, all ze time! Bravo for ze MTV!