Spencer Pratt: "When people hear what we have in the bank, it's gonna blow their minds."
Heidi Montag admitted she
sobbed herself to slumber after her atrocious musical video first debuted on La Internets. But Spencer Pratt's confidence in her talent must provide a wonderful sense of comfort and security.
It's always nice to support your significant other in their botched endeavors toward stolen fame. And it really helps when you're the most disingenuous, douchiest douche in the entire universe!
"When people hear what we have in the bank, it's gonna blow their minds," her manager-beau boasted. "Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they're gonna sell 10-million plus."
Got that, Billboard? 10-million plus! Diamond rings! Screw Britney! Screw Madge!
Now here's something good enough to make your teeth vomit:
"How do we keep romance alive?" Pratt mused to PEOPLE. "Our lives are romantic all day long. With us, it's 24/7, always trying to keep each other happy. [This is] just another weekend to us. Every day is Valentine's Day in our relationship."
Whattaguy! What a fucking guy, eh? Unbelievable.