Ayman Al-Zaqahri action figure

Hero Builders, the company that brought you the Talking Osama action figure (soundchip: "I suck, please stop bombing me.") and the Talking Uday action figure (left; soundchip: "Oh, someone must help me, I'm still alive but I'm badly burned. Can someone call my father!"), has brought out a few new action figures into its 12-inch stable. The Ayman Al-Zaqahri comes with a fly "Number Two" T-shirt, while the Saddam on Trial figure sports a trendy suit with open-collar.

Now, who the hell would pay $29.95 for an Al-Zaqahri action figure? Plenty. But here's how to get the most bang for your buck: Go to Toys R Us, buy the Barbie kitchen, take the included pineapple, and practice your interrogation techniques. Either that or order up the Howard Dean figure to scream in his ear. It's all good.