Fiber-optic Christmas trees are nice and all, but they're so boring. Where's the drama? If your Yule needs a touch of Burning Man, nothing will fix you up faster than a Tesla coil tree -- just check the video. (The sparks start flying around 0:25, for you impatient types who need their plasma-filament-spewing Christmas tree now
1. The Christmas Toy
OK, your mileage may vary with this one. Not everyone can summon an appreciation for a video clip that takes the Jingle Cats' already-terrifying kitty-meow cover of "White Christmas," runs it backward at 80% speed, and plays mad-scientist with the audio until it sounds like a transmission from the depths of Satan's litter box.
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