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Review: Off the Boat Seafood

Large portions, now served in a larger space
By ROBERT NADEAU  |  May 20, 2009
2.0 2.0 Stars

PLAY MISTO FOR ME: The grilled misto platter comprises a whole squid shell, a lobster tail, shrimp, and real sea scallops.

Off the Boat Seafood | 26 Porter Street, East Boston | 617.561.8800 | | Open Tuesday–Thursday, 11 am–9 pm, and Friday and Saturday, 11 am–10 pm | AE, DI, MC, VI | beer and wine | Sidewalk-level access | No valet parking
To find Off the Boat Seafood, a South Italian take-out joint that just this winter added a 10-table dining room and a wine list, mainlanders will pass through the Callahan Tunnel and embark on an exercise so challenging it's not unlike finding the Northwest Passage. You should definitely go with a group, not only for navigation help, but also to deal with the enormous portions in this onetime Phoenix "On the Cheap" pick gone bistro.

Despite adding a second storefront, the dining room is still small enough for you to order by smell. Subtle it is not, except for the Saturday night special of "Zia Maria's Homemade Tripe" ($13.95). (And for that, you best get there early, because the take-out customers are apt to nab it all.)

But don't let that special throw you off; this is indeed a seafood restaurant, in which veal, chicken, and the like are just menu tokens. In fact, your first 10 minutes here will likely mirror those spent at a micro-bistro, soaking up light, fruity olive oil with crusty, dense white bread. Check out what everyone else is having while you wait. It all looks good, but the aroma is even more superb.

My favorite of the appetizers was the "Calamari Avellino" ($9.95), rings of offshore squid cooked tender in a fine tomato sauce. I liked it so well I borrowed some for my "Polipo Ovi" ($12.95), a ridiculously large octopus appetizer with caramelized onions on top and salad underneath. Here you get a whole animal, whereas a lot of restaurants might give you just three tentacles. (I don't think the owners pound it on rocks with a wooden mallet, as they would in Italy. They probably just boil it a little, then grill it up quickly for a nice char.) My only complaint: it could use a sauce. If not the marinara or the optional fra diavolo (hot pepper) from the calamari, then perhaps the melted butter from a special appetizer of steamer clams ($10.95), which were a smidge sandy, but plump and sweet as you please.

"Escargo" ($10.95) were not off the boat, since these are vineyard snails. But the restaurant has had a new idea for their preparation: mix them with mushrooms and tomatoes and present them on toast, like bruschetta.

If you didn't order the octopus appetizer, you'll have plenty of room left to overwhelm yourself with any of several entrées. Lucky you. The grilled misto platter ($24.95) gives you a whole squid shell — about half the size of the octopus — plus a lobster tail, shrimp, and real sea scallops. All feature crosshatch grill marks and a salad.

For distilled pleasurable excess, it's hard to beat the plate of baked scallops ($19.95) with buttered crumbs. Despite the topping, it's the full flavor of seasonal sea scallops that shines through. A side of pilaf reinforced by a meaty stock or base is hearty in itself. And if it's an absolute diet killer you're after, try the "Seafood Alla Allison" ($23.95), who takes her shrimp, scallops, and lobster with garlic and cream over a vast heap of fusili pasta — the latter unfortunately fully cooked.

Now, about that tripe: a heavenly bowl of red "gravy," the meat slow-cooked to a melting texture and a rich flavor, with only a whiff of the barnyard for complexity. The waitress needed two trips to the kitchen to verify that there was some left. (Zia Maria herself probably was checking me out on a hidden camera to see if I was qualified to order such a thing.) But it was worth the effort — this was superb peasant food, and not something you'd want to make at home. They brought extra bread to help clean the plate.

The newly introduced wine list was set up by someone with a nose for . . . economy. We had a bottle of the 2007 A by Acacia chardonnay ($7/glass; $25/bottle). I remember the excitement of the early Acacia single-vineyard chardonnays and pinot noirs, made in the French style. This bottle has done the cheap trans-California line proud. It may be the best low-cost chardonnay out there, a clean blend with a balance of oak and acidity, mild fruit aromas, and not a hint of the press-wine bite that used to mar all inexpensive California whites.

Even more impressive, Off the Boat has mastered espresso ($2.50), decaf cappuccino ($3.50), and decaf "Americano" ($2). Those will set you up for any of the three desserts: an entirely competent cannolo ($5); a chocolate-vanilla bomba ($5), an ice-cream cue ball encased in chocolate candy; or a "tropical" bomba ($5) with mango and passion-fruit flavors in white chocolate. I think these bombas are in fact off the boat — the one from Italy, that is. They're delicious and refreshing, so I say let the cooks concentrate on those scallops and octopi and leave the desserts to those who've mastered it.

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Re: Review: Off the Boat Seafood
One Friday evening, two months ago, my friend and I wanted to find some place different to dine, and remembered that a new seafood joint had opened up in East Boston.  We went into the main door, and came into a little space with a non-descript counter where fried seafood could be ordered.  The man behind the counter must have read something on our expressions because he immediately said, "We have a dining room next door, if you're interested." They had a dining room next door?  Okay.  We exited one door, and entered another.  What greeted us was a small restaurant that seated no more than 20 people.  The decor, however, coupled with the Italian music playing softly in the background, was pure bistro.  The experience from that point on was nothing short of a culinary Nirvana. We began with an appetizer of fried calamari served with sliced cherry peppers and a side of marinara sauce.  Oh my!  These were not your usual rubbery, over-battered rings.  They literally melted in your mouth.  Our entrees were another story.  I'd ordered the fusilli with crab, lobster and shrimp tossed in a light garlic sauce that showcased the freshness of the seafood.  My friend ordered the penne tossed with brocolli rabe and shrimp in a light pink sauce.  We were both literally humming after each bite.  For dessert we had a lovely confection called a "Lemoncello Ball"--lemon ice with a lemoncello center.  We have since become regular once-a-week customers.  "Off the Boat" has everything one longs for in a restaurant: Warm, outstanding service; food that never disappoints; reasonable prices.  This has become our little jewel in East Boston.     
By SandraR on 05/23/2009 at 11:07:37

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