Okay, so, we may not be the most conservative news establishment around but at least nobody on our staff comes to work hamsauced (that we know of.) No, we usually try to keep it tight until we're off the clock. We can't really be held accountable for what happens after that. But yeah, this woman is either straight drunk or has recently suffered a minor stroke.
This is probably a joke. We're pretty sure this is a joke. Well, we're hoping it is, in which case, shame on whoever exploited these kiddies for political humor, but whatever, we'll take it. Brianna and Jolene of Phoenix, Arizona really want you to vote for Michele Bachmann. They've been following her campaign, and they know she's got the goods.
If this video (loosely translated: "with Romana on the scooter") proves anything, it's that Dutch people are very attractive and have got some killer dance moves hidden under the waisbands of their nylon Adidas track pants. The premise of this vid -- which is so big in the Netherlands that it's got its own fan site (are those meatballs?) and a Facebook page that, while completely blank, has 96 members (not too shabby) -- insofar as we can tell, is that this couple are very proud of their shiny, new scooter.
As the time-honored adage goes: "you're nobody until someone makes a
punk-rock song out of something stupid you said on camera." Or something along those lines.
Well, regardless. Antoine "They're Raping Everyone Out Here!" Dodson has
made something of a name for himself just by having an opinion about
Now showing on YouTube, the World Wildlife Fund's new thriller, "Everyone turn off your lights on March 27 to show how easy it is to save energy!" Two unlikely trailers for the WWF's "Earth Hour" campaign: testimonials by our boy TOM BRADY and his lady GISELE. Seeing as current and former New England Patriots were instrumental in helping elect SCOTT BROWN, we're glad to see at least a little bit of off-season liberalizin' on the part of the NFL's hunkiest QB.
When we woke up this morning, SCOTT BROWN was a trending topic on Twitter. MASSACHUSETTS was a trending topic on Twitter. But MARTHA COAKLEY was not. (That's since changed -- "Coakley" is on the charts, and there's an asterisk involved, since Twitter is counting anything with "Brown" in it as a Scott Brown tweet. Which means if you posted "Charlie Brown would've been a better candidate than these morons," it would've counted as a Tweet for Scott.