We're still trying to figure out what awful thing the good people of western Pennsylvania did to deserve God's wrath, in the form of yet another miraculous Tim Tebow victory last night. (Oh, wait, right: the good people of western Pennsylvania voted for this asshole.) And so now the rest of us in New England have another week of wondering what role destiny has in store for us: are we the Turks sent to crush Tebow's NFL crusade yet again? Or are we just a walk-on Goliath being built up for David's pentultimate magic trick?
Alas, yet another tale of vaginas wreaking havoc. This vagina (belonging to none other than Ms. Spears) put some very unwanted moves on a former bodyguard and produced a body count. Well, an emotional body count. Majority of world has felt visually sexually harassed by Brit Brit's wardrobe choices for years, please send bodyguard your condolences.
Now showing on YouTube, the World Wildlife Fund's new thriller, "Everyone turn off your lights on March 27 to show how easy it is to save energy!" Two unlikely trailers for the WWF's "Earth Hour" campaign: testimonials by our boy TOM BRADY and his lady GISELE. Seeing as current and former New England Patriots were instrumental in helping elect SCOTT BROWN, we're glad to see at least a little bit of off-season liberalizin' on the part of the NFL's hunkiest QB.