This is probably a joke. We're pretty sure this is a joke. Well, we're hoping it is, in which case, shame on whoever exploited these kiddies for political humor, but whatever, we'll take it. Brianna and Jolene of Phoenix, Arizona really want you to vote for Michele Bachmann. They've been following her campaign, and they know she's got the goods. Not like Nobama. They urge you to vote for her. Or else they're going to go all Damien cum Village of the Damned on your ass. What good will your socialist universal health care mumbo jumbo do you when these two cuties are chowing down on your liver? Not much.