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McKenzie LawtonCondom World
Actually, a friend of mine works at Condom World, so the main reason I went was to visit her and hang out, not necessarily to buy condoms. You can just buy those at CVS.
Does Condom World sell anything aside from condoms?
They have a huge wall of sex toys, a huge rack of posters, and an entire section dedicated to different types of condoms. They sell tobacco pipes and, obviously, love dolls. Some of those are kind of funny. They have a transsexual love doll with a detachable penis. They also have celebrity look-alike dolls, which are kind of creepy.
Do they sell Joe Don Baker love dolls?
I don't think so. I know I've seen a Paris Hilton one.
Is Valentine's Day a scam to sell Hallmark cards, a harmless celebration of romance, or is it a third thing?
Scam to sell Hallmark cards. I'm not big into Valentine's Day. I have a lot of friends who keep trying to justify it, saying, "Oh, it's celebrating the people you love!' But it makes single people feel like crap about themselves. Even when I was in a relationship, I hated Valentine's Day.
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