In the Phoenix's 2013 V-Day spectacular, we did a little something special with our romance-themed fashion shoot, transforming our models' outfits into a paper-doll playset -- which shoulda been a primo way for Scrabble-fatigued Nemo shut-ins to beat cabin fever over the weekend. But perhaps you didn't feel like painstakingly cutting out the clothes in our paper-doll fashion shoot.
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Maybe you were busy shoveling snow all week. Maybe you were
broken up over the resignation of the Pope. Partied too hard on Mardi Gras to
even think about Valentine's Day? That's okay. With this list of
off-the-beaten-path activities, your date will never know you dropped the ball.
Church of the Absurd
there. Are you fat? Unimaginative? Aggressively tacky? Maybe you're just plain awful.
All of the above? Are you looking to get hitched to someone with similar
attributes? Then has Pizza Hut got the Valentine's Day promo for
Just when we
thought that the world had run out of cheesy (GET IT?!) proposal stunts for
terrible people who love other terrible people, there's this
Central's I <Heart> Swing Ball Swing dancing ball with music by
Red Hook Ramblers
Crosby Whistle Stop on Friday, February 10 @ 9 pm | $17 | bostonswingcentral.org
Crawl In Boston
Valentine Pub Crawlove beer? This is the V-Day plan for you. Crawl through the downtown
area bars, ridiculous Valentine's-themed attire welcome
Dudes are presented with a nut at the door, ladies a bolt. (The idea being that for every nut there is a matching bolt. Or, you know, if you don't like his nuts, ladies, better bolt.) Mix, mingle, and try to find yourself a perfect fit. Aside from tool-toting singles, this party also has small bites and cocktails to keep you fortified and lubricated as you search for Mr.
Come February 14th, you won't be able to throw a candy Sweetheart
without hitting a prix-fixe menu that promises the most romantic of
evenings for you and your [insert: snuggle-pie, honey-bear, lover,
one-night stand that won't disappear, long-time boyfriend/girlfriend,
first date (props to you!), or fellow singleton who lives above you and
had nothing else to do].
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McKenzie LawtonCondom World
Actually, a friend of mine works at Condom World, so the main reason I went was to visit her and hang out, not necessarily to buy condoms.