There are truly no words for this abomination. Well, ok, there are a few. Angelina Pivarnick's pitchy new single (how did we not see this coming?) "I'm Hot"makes the crazy lady from that Real Housewives show sort of seem like a legitimate recording artist. Not this one though.
She's just the worst. I am terrified and yet, strangely, I can't stop
hitting repeat. Which is further alarming. The off-key, monotone way
Angelina brags "I'm like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top" (ewww)
is unsettling. As is her assertion that once she even humped a cop. I'm
pretty sure that's in there. The only thing that could be worse
(better?) is if JWoww decided to come out with a line of couture threads
for classy broads who like to party. Oh wait...