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The really awful chick from Jersey Shore sings. Be very afraid.

There are truly no words for this abomination. Well, ok, there are a few. Angelina Pivarnick's pitchy new single (how did we not see this coming?) "I'm Hot"makes the crazy lady from that Real Housewives show sort of seem like a legitimate recording artist. Not this one though. She's just the worst. I am terrified and yet, strangely, I can't stop hitting repeat. Which is further alarming. The off-key, monotone way Angelina brags "I'm like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top" (ewww) is unsettling. As is her assertion that once she even humped a cop. I'm pretty sure that's in there. The only thing that could be worse (better?) is if JWoww decided to come out with a line of couture threads for classy broads who like to party. Oh wait... 

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