When I was in high school, my gung-ho AP English Literature teacher giddily decided to host a "Beowulf Feast," in an effort to nail down the importance of the Anglo-Saxon mead hall in our wandering teenage brains. We were each responsible for bringing a dish worthy of a Grendel-slaying warrior, along with a poem of our own composing to perform in front of the class.

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