Mayor's Cup, Game One

Published Feb 25 2009, 07:19 PM by Mike Miliard

7:07 - Where's Remy??? 7:13 - First of 2,367,987 W.B. Mason ads this season. 7:18 - Josh Bard digs into the batters box, secure in the knowledge that Doug Mirabelli is not walking through that door. And........pops up to end the inning. 7:25 - Brad Wilkerson's a bum! Get rid of 'im!!! Charged with an error, Twins up 1-0. 7:26 - Aaaaand, 2-0. 7:27 - Youk sporting a badass Fu Manchu with Nixonian stylee. A marked improvement over the small woodland creature that was on his chin last season. 7:28 - Ugh, a dying quail falls in shallow right, equidistant between Pedroia and Youk. 3-0 Twins. 7:30 - Apparently, Jerry recovering in Boston from an infection he got on vacation. Get well soon, Remdawg. 7:31 - Eh. Having formatting problems with the blog and this game, as vitally important as it is, isn't worth wading into a goopy sea of HTML. More live blogging on Opening Day...not as far away as you think.