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Maher v. Coulter: yours for free!


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Plans tomorrow night?

If not--or if they're negotiable--DQM is sitting on a pair of tickets to tomorrow night's Wang Theater showdown between Ann Coulter and Bill Maher. And I can't wait to give them away.

What I need, first, is two boxer-style monikers for the participants. As in: "In one corner, weighing in at roughly 80 pounds, the Harrumphin' Harridan.... In the other, weight unknown, the Self-Aggrandizing Atheist!"

I'll name the winner tomorrow morning; he/she can then swing by the Phoenix offices to grab the tix in question.

Post away!

  • Michael Denham said:

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, LET'S GET READY TO HAVE AN EMOTIONALLY CHARGED DEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

    In the left hand corner, weighing in at 163 scientifically-measured pounds, the Belligerent Beauty, the Anti-Religious, Anti-Right American Writer, Bill!  "The Thrill!"  Maher!

    In the right hand corner, weighing in just under the weight of fat-cat liberals, the Blonde Bush, the Charismatic Cheney, and the Adam's Apple of her mother's eye, Ann!  "The Man!"  Coulter!

    (I'd ask them to touch gloves, but I'm afraid that they might try to tear each others' fingers off.)

    March 9, 2009 1:54 PM
  • faygrajower said:

    they both have:

    -a single syllable first name

    -two syllabic last name

    -last names end in er

    March 9, 2009 2:44 PM
  • Nate said:

    Maher is one syllable, genius.

    March 9, 2009 2:54 PM
  • True Republican said:

    Ann Coulter is an older, out of touch woman (she is 56 years old) who attempts to project views as if they are views from the younger generation...old enough to be a grandmother, conservative women in their 20's disagree with Coulter....Coulter is nothing but a clown, old clown, who says anything she can to be controversial and sell books.  Go away GRANDMA!

    March 11, 2009 12:36 PM

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