Most of America is still reeling from KFC's Double Down (and coming to terms with our newly minted diabetes) and now Denny's hits us with THIS. Looking like a dish that could quite easily make the cut on This Is Why You're Fat, the Fried Cheese Melt is exactly what it sounds like. Except a lot grosser. With a side of fries.

Ugh, bread is such a drag. So bland and... un-meaty. But fret not, gluttonous lovers of fried chicken, greasy bacon, and all things gooey and processed. While Jamie Oliver may be starting a "Food Revolution" and Michelle Obama is leading efforts to fight childhood obesity, the fine folks at KFC don't think our country is obese enough