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Photos: Halloween costumes not fit for public

From lame, totally un-pc, and just plain wrong, our list helps make sure you're not dressed like an asshole this Halloween
By LISA SPINELLI  |  October 28, 2009


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Before you leave the house to head out to a party, you might decide to dress your pet up in something cute and adorable, but sexy? Something is inherently wrong about putting your dog in an outfit that screams sex like a harem or cute Catholic school girl outfit. Just say no.

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