Write your own Kerry Healey ad!

Published Oct 18 2006, 07:19 PM by Adam Reilly

100 words or less. Best entry (as judged by me and my Phoenix colleagues) gets a $10 certificate for El Pelon Taqueria!!! (Sorry, Kerry, your latest spot isn't eligible).

Example:

(Angriest possible image of Deval Patrick on screen)

VOICEOVER: For centuries, black men were feared as violent sexual predators.

(Fade to photo of black man menacing white woman, maybe from "The Birth of a Nation")

VOICEOVER: Granted, Deval Patrick isn't a violent sexual predator.... But as a criminal defense attorney, he's sided with rapists and cop killers.

(Fade back to original image of angry Patrick)

VOICEOVER: Unfortunately, lawyers are free to represent violent sexual predators. But do we really want one as our governor?