The voluble Douglas Bennett
Which bon mot from the baggage-laden Republican legislative candidate
is your favorite? Let's be interactive here, people!
Here are the
choices, drawn from the aforementioned article and Howie Carr's complimentary column:
1. "The people will elect Bennett to the Senate because the truth comes out."
2. "I don't see color. There is no such thing as black and white. We live in a gray world and that's the point. I'm about love."
3. "I love everybody!"
4. "I'm about the people, and my blood relations--they're the people, too."
5. "You know, I was going to run for governor this year, but I haven't lived in the state long enough."
I know, I know--they're all so good! But you've got to pick one.