Breaking! More This American Life Retractions

In light of the recent Mike Daisey incident, This American Life has taken a closer look at popular stories it has broadcast over the years. It has issued the following additional retractions:

• John Hodgman would prefer to be invisible.
  
• The squirrel in "Squirrel Cop" was actually a composite of four different squirrels the police officer encountered over a period of several months. 
• David Sedaris is straight.