A Very Phoenix Halloween: Scare up some Halloween fun at these haunted New England attractions

If getting chased through the backwoods of New Hampshire by a guy (ostensibly in character) with a (chain-less, but STILL) chain saw sounds like your idea of a good time, then Spookyworld -- and the many other scary-ass, blood-spattered haunted houses, museums, and landmarks we've rounded up here -- is for you. These grisly Halloween attractions are right up our dark alley....just so long as the actors keep their claws to themselves. Nobody likes a handsy axe murderer, are we right? Check out the best places we know of to scare yourself shitless around New England (other than the bathroom at Mary Ann's) below:

1. SpookyWorld

2. Witch's Woods

3. Screeemfest at Canobie Lake Park

4. The Fear at Fenway

5. Providence Ghost Tours

6. 40 Whacks Museum

7. Count Orlocks Nightmare Gallery

8. Salem Witch Museum

9. Salem's 13 Ghosts

10. Spellbound Museum and Vampire and Ghost Hunt Tour

11. Witch's Cottage

12. Witch House

13. Salem Wax Museum and Frankenstein's Laboratory

14. Factory of Terror

 And for more Halloween awesomeness, check out our complete Halloween Listings!