Basil Marceaux: American hero

Meet Basil Marceaux, Tennessee gubernatorial candidate and proud graduate of the Tom Menino School of Public Speaking. He wants a more freer state, and for those pesky traffic cops to leave everyone alone already. He is also a huge proponent of putting phonics back in schools and has apparently been consulting with the South Park underpants gnomes on a number of policies, including:

1) Plant Vegitation

2) Generate Ethanol

3) Gas & Money!!

According to his state-of-the-art campaign Web site, if you vote Basil Marceaux.com for governor he "WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE! (Except violating a citizen rights this would be a special punishment)." Your choice couldn't be any clearer, good citizens of Tennessee. And Basil, if it doesn't work out, you can always run for mayor of Boston.