The "Massholes" version of Jersey Shore might actually happen

Above: Eli Roth portrays a 1940s version of the "Masshole" in Inglourious Basterds.

According to Gawker and this casting call, the people behind Jersey Shore are indeed looking for Massachusetts residents to cast in some sort of "Massholes" reality show set on Cape Cod. Apparently someone over there reads Slate. Casting call below:

You come from all over – Gloucester, Worcester, South End, Charlestown, Chicopee and South Swansea. You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don’t take sh*t from nobody – least of all each othah. You are the hottest girls and proudly buff guys from Massa-freakin-chusetts who believe in God, family, the Red Sox and partying!!

You ready to live togethah, laugh togethah, drink togethah and love togethah?

You'll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where roast beef subs and cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray!

Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and to be a part of the most wicked reality show evah!?

Doron Ofir Casting is looking for blue collar, hard working, harder partying, tough talking, damn good looking Mass natives from all over the state .... Yea we'll consider preps from Wellesley too if they got what it takes.

Get Ready for the summer of your life on the show that will knock the sox off the Red Sox, blow canons from Lexington to Cornwall and make you wish you remembered where you pahked your frickin cah cause that clunker is in Jersey!

That last paragraph is something. 

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