Booty Advisory: May you all be useless on Monday

^Chuckie

FRIDAY 05.28 | CHUCKIE @ Royale

Don't worry, it's not the Chuckie who climbs out of your toybox in the middle of the night and chews your face off. It's Chuckie the lovable Dutch DJ who's been causing outbreaks of jawdrop wherever he spins. Catch the rising star before he takes the party back to the Hague.

279 Tremont St, Boston | 9 pm | 21+ | $15 | 617.338.7699 or royaleboston.com

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FRIDAY 05.28 | MILKY WAY SUMMER KICKOFF @ Milky Way

The honorable DJ Nomadik hosts this so, so righteous Soulkore summer kickoff bash at the Milky Way, so join her as she drops hours of just-hot-enough hip-hop and soul, and dig live performances by Yar Row Jones and poets VCR and Christine Vaughn.

284 Amory St, Jamaica Plain | 9 pm | 21+ | $5 | 617.524.6060 or milkywayjp.com

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SATURDAY 05.29 | FRESH PRODUCE @ Good Life

The best damn hip-hop party in Boston rings in summer with a Memorial Day-weekend party that's sure to flip your weenies. DJ Vinroc comes in from Cali to join residents Tommee and Knife for "four hours of Justin Bieber." We have no idea whether they're kidding - or even whether we want them to be.

28 Kingston St, Boston | 10 pm | 21+ | Free | 617.451.2622 or goodlifebar.com

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SUNDAY 05.30 | GROUP HUG @ Enormous Room

What better way to deliver yourself into a state of true Memorial Day-style sloth than an evening spent carousing with beer-swilling bears with discriminatin' tastes? Group Hug edges up on a year of stickin' it to lazy Sundays with DJs BRDR, Nathanael Bluhm, and Joseph Colbourne. Holidaa-ay!

569 Mass Ave, Cambridge | 6 pm | 21+ | Free | 617.491.5550 or enormous.tv

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SUNDAY 05.30 | TRANIWRECK: GOLD II @ Oberon

If you've seen The Donkey Show, you know the awesomeness of Oberon's classic disco digs and boombastic soundsystem. What you might not be prepared for is the insanely gendersplosive cabaret mess that is TraniWreck. Join Heywood Wakefield, Becca D'Bus, Madge of Honor, and more for the debauchery and then DJs Chris Ewen, Leah V, and Kat Fyte for the dance party.

2 Arrow St, Cambridge | 9 pm | 18+ | $20 | truthserum.org

--Michael Brodeur