Twitter Roundup of the 2010 Grammys: Jessica Simpson weeps over Pink, Pete Yorn moans for MGMT, and more

Most of you were probably too busy personally livetweeting last night's Grammy Awards to actually watch the performances or pay attention to what pop stars said about the show via Twitter, so we've compiled a highlight reel for both:

Anything you can do, Beyonce can do better -- she covered Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" last night.

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   yelyahwilliams Are guys watching this out there?! Beyonce covering Alanis Morissette almost made me pee my loverly Nicole Miller dress... geeez. 01 Feb 2010 from Sidekick
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   ricky_martin #Beyonce es una diosa! She is a goddess 01 Feb 2010 from UberTwitter
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   andyzax Even Beyonce in prime form can't make "You Oughtta Know" tolerable. 01 Feb 2010 from Echofon

Pink's semi-nude acrobatics made other female pop stars' eyes wetter than the audience members she sprayed with water.

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   JessicaSimpson Pink just made me cry my eyes out. Wow. Heart and soul to the core. 01 Feb 2010 from UberTwitter
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   katyperry @Pink you were the most inspiring woman tonight! The one with the MOST heart! 01 Feb 2010 from UberTwitter in reply to Pink
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   jeweljk @Pink wow wow wow- great soul- love to see such emotion- congrats... 01 Feb 2010 from Twittelator in reply to Pink

Taylor Swift's painfully off-key duet with Stevie Nicks proved she's better at winning Grammys than performing at them.

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   DEEPChris Um Somebody's harmony is OFF & it ain't Stevie Nicks #Grammys 01 Feb 2010 from Tweetie
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   tommiesunshine Stevie Nicks is a genius. Taylor Swift should be embarrassed for missing all those notes in "Rhiannon". 01 Feb 2010 from web
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   JasonIsbell Why is Jerry Springer hugging Taylor Swift? 01 Feb 2010 from web

And who could help but rejoice for the "glory that is opera"? Well, how about when it's actually a Slash-assisted performance of "Blame It" by Jamie Foxx and T-Pain?

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   TheGRAMMYs FYI, this is no longer opera. This is Jamie Foxx and T-Pain with Slash and Doug E Fresh. 01 Feb 2010 from web
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   tommiesunshine The music industry is in shambles. "Blame It On The Alcohol". 01 Feb 2010 from web
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   OfficialThrice There is a lot of suck at the Grammy's. That Jamie Foxx thing was the most tasteless things I've seen in a while. DK 01 Feb 2010 from Tweetie

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The Black Eyed Peas' unearthly performance made their peers think really, really hard about life.

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   MissKeriBaby Thas rite Black Eyed Peas 2nite's STILL gonna b a good nite regardless! The outcome was already decided by He who really decides our paths. 01 Feb 2010 from UberTwitter
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   daveaude Fergie ass looks pretty good how could u cheat on that?? 01 Feb 2010 from Tweetie

Rappers were (justifiably) pissed that the hip-hop portion of the awards show wasn't televised.

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   QtipTheAbstract Y were none of the hiphop categories on t.v. For grammys? 01 Feb 2010 from UberTwitter
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   myfabolouslife Why don't the Hip hop/rap catorgies get televised?? We (hiphop) are a big part of music 2day, even in mainstream America.. #ihaveadream 01 Feb 2010 from UberTwitter
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   Flosstradamus RT @dances: whoa drake proving himself not mad at this. we need more hiphop less country 01 Feb 2010 from Echofon

When the award for Best New Artist went not to MGMT but a country group instead, the collective Twitterverse spewed forth great frothy gobbets of outrage -- everyone except Keri Hilson, that is.

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   MissKeriBaby Well...Zac Brown Band REALLY IS talented!! They killed their performance. 01 Feb 2010 from UberTwitter
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   shinytoyguns Grammys! Look for our major tom commercial here and there. So bummed mgmt didn't win. And gaga is epic as usual. 01 Feb 2010 from txt
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   peteyorn Mgmt got robbed. 01 Feb 2010 from Echofon

Oh yeah, and then there's that time Beyonce was the only person in the room wearing 3-D glasses.