Dracula signs to Columbia, sucks

Published Oct 31 2005, 01:23 PM by webteam

It's true, he moved to California and got a haircut, he's got the Mummy on guitar. But give him a couple verses and he'll be fellating radio programmers, cruising around in a hummer, and replacing the Mummy with a b-movie ghoul. Apples in Stereo dude Robert Schneider, under his Marbles alias, wrote it all down and posted the following tune for kids to play at Halloween parties. It might be our favorite holiday novelty since Fontains of Wayne's "I Want an Alien for Christmas." You Ain't No Picasso has this and two more great new-ish Dracula songs.

LISTEN: Marbles, "Dracula" (mp3)

In other news, anyone planning on attending tonight's Middle East Halloween show is warned/advised that Tia OTD and OTD's parents are going as Team Zissou. Anyone with a red cap and powder-blue jumpsuit is welcome to join the crew. Also on hand will be several bands dressed as albums: Oasis's Definitely Maybe (the LUXURY), Nirvana's In Utero (RAYMOND), and Radiohead's OK Computer (VELVET MORNING) 472 Mass Ave, Cambridge 617.864.EAST.