GUESS WHO IS COMING TO SUPER MEGAFEST?

YOU GUYS (hhhhhhh) I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE (hhhhhh) SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL (hhhhhhh)

HER NAME IS JULIE AND WE HAVE BEEN DATING FOR TWO WEEKS (hhhhhhhh)

I THINK YOU GUYS WILL REALLY LIKE HER (hhhhhh)

Other people coming to Super Megafest 2010 include Chewbacca, Big Bird (yes!), the guy who played that one rebel officer on Hoth, Marina motherfucking Sirtis, some wrestlers, Christopher Lloyd, a guy who was in a movie once with Bruce Lee, Peter Tork, and a lounge singer from Worcester. For real, this is going to be the most amazing time ever.