Meet the Mayor: Bicycle Bill
Welcome to "Meet the Mayor," a segment in which we interview local Foursquare Mayors in
their natural habitats.
Bicycle Bill
Omar Wright
You drove up in a car, yet your bike all the time. Explain the advantages both methods of transport have over the T.
If
you're in a car, you don't have to sit next to smelly people or creepy
weirdoes who will do weird things on the bus. If you're in a car,
you're just isolated and by yourself and you can do whatever you want in
your car world. On your bike, you can get places way faster than on the
T.
What advice do you have for creepy people on the bus?
Don't
do creepy weird stuff on the bus. If you have to think about whether
you should do it before you do it, there's a good chance that you should
probably just not do it.
Do you have any advice for the crop of incoming college kids?
Don't
ride longboards in the city. I'm not a fan of them. I just hate looking
up and seeing a dude in a fitted hat with glasses, this big American
Apparel hoodie or a huge sweater, and I donno, socks and sandals riding a
longboard down the sidewalk. It's not a good look. Don't do that,
please.
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