Impending End of Civilization news, the word around the Twittersphere [again] is that Jersey Shore's No.1 meatball is maybe, probably, most
likely knocked up. Which is just the worst on so many levels. Assuming she manages to carry her gremlin spawn to term, the likelihood that this kid is not
born pickled, with fetal gonorrhea syndrome (that's a thing, right?) and with physical and mental capacities bottoming out somewhere around the first couple of percentiles are approximately one million to zero. Which is
definitely higher than Snooki can count.
Hopefully J. Woww
will just do the right thing and use her man strength to knock Snooki down some
stairs/off of her high heels and end this thing before it has a chance to see
the UV light. Or maybe Snooki will be a really, really good parent.
Yo, Rick Santorum, where you at? A
woman's right to choose isn't looking quite so bad now, amirite?