Restaurant Week: Nightmare for Servers Everywhere, Miracle for Your Broke-Ass Pockets!

No more creeping outside No. 9 Park like a Charles Dickens character, watching the happy diners inside nosh on ethereal culinary combinations, or ordering the smallest salad on the menu at Petit Robert just so you can pretend you're in a Parisian bistro. (Not that we've, you know, done that.) 

No more! For Boston Restaurant Week is nearly upon us once again, and the list of participants has finally been released. Per usual, there are too many drool-worthy options descending upon us starving plebs to choose from, but we're sure you'll be fine.

For those of new to this genius idea, certain restaurants around the city team up to offer a 2-course lunch for $15.12, a 3-course lunch (fancy!) for $20.12, and a 3-course dinner for $33.12 during the magical week of March 18 to March 25.

Go big, or go home. Like, seriously, go big. And please, remember it's the food that's discounted, not the service (hopefully) so try not to tip like an asshole!