What the what? Guchi's sells out nanoseconds after tickets go on sale

 
This reporter may have shirked a few responsibilities to keep an unmoving eye on the Twitter feed of Guchi's Midnight Ramen all the live long day. Like a hawk. Curiously, .0005 seconds after tickets were released, this was the result. Hopefuls are now crying foul across the Twitterverse.

Damn, ramen be (magically? impossibly?) sellin' like hot cakes. Or like hot ramen.