The Fairy Godmother of Dying Restaurants

Attention industry folks! Is it your dream to get verbally and emotionally abused (but in a nice, well-intentioned and constructive way, of course) on national television? It's your lucky day: Gordon Ramsay is back in town.

The Big Bad Wolf of the culinary world is returning to Boston to cast season five of Kitchen Nightmares, the show in which he bestows his special brand of expertise on a forlorn restaurant in serious need of help.

Watch out, Boston hotspots: anyone can send in recommendations. The flailing eateries in question must have been open for at least one year, not be a franchise chain, and have at least 35 seats.

Ramsay last bestowed his aggressively magical wand upon North End restaurant Davide, whose doors are still open.

To submit a nomination, visit www.theconlincompany.com.