If we were to make a venn diagram of reality TV, er, personalities, they'd all fall into one of three categories: Insanely Hot and Vapid, Insanely Repulsive and Vapid, or....huh. It turns out maybe this is more of a pie chart than a venn diagram after all. And guess which slice of this unsavory pie our picks for Unsexy Reality Stars of 2011 these dudes fall into? There's nothing less sexy than whoring out yourself, those less fortunate, or your own family for a little, ok a lot of dough (damn that burns us up. Do you know how much cash those Jersey Shore freakazoids rake in per episode??) and approximately fifteen minutes of televised infamy. Here are six of the smarmiest, douchiest, and just plain saddest cases of reality stardom unsexiness we could find. Who do you think is the most repugnant of all? Real talk.
GARY SHIRLEY | TEEN MOMBaby Daddy Goon Squad PrezGary reacts to the only thing grosser than himself:
RONNIE ORTIZ-MAGRO | JERSEY SHOREGorilla Juice Head Roid RagerDrunk guido montage, hide your kids, hide your eyes:
JIM-BOB DUGGAR | 19 KIDS AND COUNTING Scary God-Loving, Over-Achieving Procreator Shouldn't take TOO long to introduce all 19 brats at this pro-overbirthing conference:
DR. DREW | CELBRITY REHAB Slimy "Doctor" Out to Help Nobody But HimselfTalk us some of your truth there, Doc:
BRUCE JENNER | KEEPING UP WITH THE KARADSHIANS Olympic Medalist Turned Wax-Faced, Neutered House PetTurns out poor Bruce really does have to earn his place around there:
ROB KARDASHIAN | KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS + DANCING WITH THE STARSRiding the Kardashian Sisters' (ugh) Coat Tails All the Way to the MiddleWell, this. Is. Something: