Turkey Day Tips with William Shatner

If there's one thing everyone can take away from this it's that you should always, always be sure your dingle-dangle is clean before using it. Nobody likes a grubby dingle-dangle. Yep, we're talking about dicks. But Thanksgiving isn't about the male genitalia, not really, it's about being grateful for what you have (and the nationally celebrated genocide of our country's indigenous people, natch). Today, we're thankful that the Shat has partnered with State Farm to create this instructional video on how to deep fry a turkey without setting oneself and one's dangling dingle on fire. Happy Thanksgiving.