Round-up: You Win Some (Emmys), You Lose Some (Freedom), and Then You Dance (with the Stars)

Life is a bowl of Life (Cereal) and Conan's new show will be called Conan (td).

Paris Hilton is in trouble. Felony trouble.

A guido, an Alaskan, and a 70s housewife walk into a bar that's actually a dance studio where they compete live in front of millions of people. Oh, there's the obligatory drunk too.

Look, people won things for TV things!

Michael Douglas has cancer. No schmuckery for this one folks.

Sam Ronson involved in vicious dog fight....no Lindsay didn't break free of her leash again.

The soon to be not-so-amicably separated Speidi decide not to release sex tape. Cue national sigh of relief.

Amy Winehouse and Pete Dougherty to shack up. Will register for matching "His and Hers" crack pipes.

Now anyone with a smart phone can be the Mayor of Gonorrhea-ville. Somehow we don't see this catching on as quickly as Mafia Wars (or Syphilis).

 --Marianna Faynshteyn and Alexandra Cavallo