Jennifer Aniston: the Childless Homewrecker

Published Aug 12 2010, 11:18 AM by Marianna Faynshteyn

So Jen’s staring in a movie about having a kid without a man, and she’s been staring in a life which has got everyone wondering when she’s going to have a kid without a man (US Weekly/InTouch/Star says it’s supposed to happen two years ago), and that’s pretty radical. Opting for a funnel over a man has only been around for centuries . And that idea got Bill O’ Reilly all in a tiff because a kid needs a father. Fuelling resentment is a two parent, heterosexual gig, ok? And if Jen is going to go all turkey baster on us, it’ll be another declaration of Hollywood’s power (they can have children, with machines). Upon hearing O’Reilly’s bashing, Keith Olbermann donned on his Team Aniston shirt and went swinging, and ended up hurting the ump mid-bunt: he brought up the abuse O’Reilly suffered as a kid from his father. Jennifer Aniston, your nonexistent fetus wreaks havoc once again.