Lawsuit: Whitesnake pony up $40k for unleashing the rock
If you're one of those sleazy lowlifes that's always on the prowl for
the next slip-and-fall scam to make some fast cash, then do I have a hot
lead for you!
Attend the next concert in your area of a band
that likes to ride with the amps cranked to 11, rest your dome right
next to the speakers, and BINGO! $40,000 richer!
It worked for
Maryellen and Kevin Burns, and it can work for you!
According to a report from Noah Schaffer of The
Docket, the couple has recently been awarded a settlement for the
above sum from a Massachusetts Appeals Court for a suit filed against
the band Whitesnake, the owner of the Orpheum, and the promoter who put
on the band's 2003 concert at the venue. They claim that an usher
directed them to their seat close to the stage and subsequently closer
to the speakers, which according to their suit, were projecting music at
2 to 22 times the exposure acceptable to the human ear. Quite the
discrepancy between 2 and 22 but, you know, 80s metal.
Maryellen
suffered long-term hearing loss as a result of the rawk which managed to
shear the nerve cells right off her cochlea.
We're not quite
sure who looks more foolish here: Whitesnake's lawyers for their
ineptitude in fumbling this case or the Burns's for attending a
Whitesnake concert in 2003?