Having a hard time waking up this morning? Well, not anymore, because the International Day of Slayer
(slated for this Sunday, 6/6) has come early this year thanks to this insane montage of people freaking out
at church set to Slayer's "Angel of Death." Turn it up.
I left Sunday school once I learned that it was not okay to BYO "blood
of Christ," so I'm hardly an expert on churchy things. But I can only
imagine that this is what a Stryper concert was like in the mid-1980s.
If you watch this video for long enough -
several times in rapid succession - it becomes kind of profound. We also began to think about
it would be
like if these pious folks were moshing to "Shout at the Devil," or maybe
even "Sex Machine." The possibilities are endless. So Andy C. and MC
GQ, expert editors of extreme church footage, we salute you with devil