Sorry - better luck next time. But for the record it says, FREE BEER FOR A YEAR, ya friggin' bonehead.
The good news, though, is that Narragansett is still giving away a year's supply of brew to 100 lucky customers. All you have to do is cop a 12-pack of long-necks sometime between now and the new year.
Upon purchase, shopkeepers will hook you up with some cool rebus puzzle coasters, which you get to keep even if you lose. But if you get one of the golden tickets, your alcoholism will be much easier to fund come 2010.
As for the grand prize: a Fort Meyers spring training vacation. If you're lucky, I'll even let you visit my grandmother while you're down there. GET THE LOWDOWN HERE