What the Phoenix is reading...
The Greed-off Continues: Citibank takes AIG’s CEO bonuses and raises it one office space.
Canada, You Can Keep Him: Dubya gets his groove on in Ontario, jokes about housing crisis.
A Bad Week for Cats: First, there’s this creepy lady. Then, there’s recently jailed Project Runway loser Kenley Collins, who allegedly used a cat, among other things, to attack her ex.
In Memoriam: Natasha Richardson is gone too soon.
Black, White and Read? All Over: Newspaper dispenser graveyard outside San Francisco turns out to be falsely reported, but continues to chill j-school students’ hearts.
Geeks Unite: The action-packed battle against a megalomaniacal software villain continues. Plus, Google is looking more and more like Big Brother every day.
VH1’s Behind the Music Returns: Scott Weiland is suddenly relevant again.
Improv on NYC Subway: Possibilities for the T? “Dan Grabauskas Tells Us Not to Smoke Again,” and “This Exit is Closed.”
-- Alexis Hauk