As New York goes, so goes the world. Right? So we suspect that governors the globe over are waking up this morning with one question on their minds: "Hey, what kind of girl can I get for a couple grand an hour?"
Well, being astute journalists, we aim to answer the hard questions. The bad news is Elliot Spitzer's alleged escort service of choice, Emperors Club VIP, is no longer available online at //www.emperorsclubvip.com/. However, through the magic of internet archives, we managed to grab a few screenshots of what was what while the getting was good. Here's how the site introduced itself:
Welcome to Emperors' Club vip! Emperors’ Club vip is the most preferred international club for those accustomed to excellence. We offer a convenient variety of services globally. Specializing in deluxe concierge, model introduction, contemporary art and Investment services is our expertise. We act for a select group of educated, refined and successful international clients who give their best in all they do and who, in return, only wish to receive the best. Catering to clients who will not compromise in any area of their life.
Our distinctive standards ensure that you always experience the quality you’ve come to expect in a world-class service when working with Emperors’ Club vip. With direct connection to internationally acclaimed artists, we offer access to some of the most captivating, authentic contemporary art available. Our Concierge service provides extraordinary benefits that enhance life immeasurably, impress companions and enhance business ventures. Best of all, our innovative social introduction / dating services allow you a luxuriously enjoyable dating / travel experience with some of the wolrd's most exclusive companions. We match our customers with the most compatible models, most competitive contemporary art leads, and finest concierge luxuries for both their personal preferences and the occasion. Our services are professional, reliable and luxuriously pleasurable.
Emperors’ Club vip is a positive force, intensely committed to serving our customers honestly. Our goal is to make life more peaceful, balanced, beautiful and meaningful. We honor commitment to our clients as we covet long-term relationships of trust and mutual benefit.
ExxXXXxxactly. And hey: these top-shelf, diamond-rated hookers aren't just for politicians! As Emperors Club bragged on its web site, most of its clients were actually good Corporate Americans (dudes: might be time to re-scrub those expense accounts). Here's the (albeit specious) claim E-club posted on its now-defunct page:
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92% of Emperors’ Club vip International Members are CEO / Owner / Partners of a large (often international) corporation.
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Ranging from 1million per year to 30 million per year, Emperors Club vip members’ gross annual income Averaged $3.63 million USD / year.
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Ranging from $10million – $ 8-15 billion, Gross Assets Value Averaged: 4.4 billion USD.
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9.3% are retired CEOs
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87% Travel Internationally (outside of their country of residence) on a regular basis.
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100% Travel Nationally (within their country of residence) on a regular basis.
- 77 % own or collect original art
See? These aren't just rich scumbags: they're rich art collecting scumbags! So the girls must've been refined, yes? No cheap-ass 'hos for Client-9, right? Well, we couldn't find anyone named Kristen (the nom-de-'ho listed in the FBI's wire transcript) on the Emperors' Club site, but here's a representative sample taken from the girls who were advertised on EmpClubVIP over the past couple years. We noticed a preference for Swedish models and women purporting to be in "public relations" -- a profession for which a lady with a background in whoring would be uniquely suited. Enjoy!
Mackenzie (3 diamonds): "...college Sophmore ... Mackenzie is a delightfully enagaging companion with a sweetly pure personality. She has danced ballet for most of her life and prances through life with poise and grace."
Maya (7 diamonds): "Maya has won multiple international beauty contests as the prestigious Miss Hawaiian Tropic, Miss Top Model, Miss Photogenic and more… She has traveled the world on media tour as a top feature entertainer."
Renee (5 diamonds): "Currently in Paris! ... Highly educated, Renee holds a Masters degree from one of Europe's most renowned Universities. A spontaneously independent beauty, she delights in unplanned journeys, Tuscan wines, black espresso and the cool, fresh scent of mens perfume."
Candace (3 diamonds): "Due to her University commitments, she exclusively models part time for lingerie designers."
Drew (4 diamonds): "Well-educated with a masters degree, Drew is playfully bold yet sensually seductive. Her slender dancer’s frame and breathtakingly beautiful blue eyes of innocence intrigue all."
Skyler (3 diamonds): "After a successful career in modeling, Skyler created and sold an elegant Manhattan day spa while still in her early twenties. Treating life as a celebration, she delights in adventure and breathless excitement."
Poor Skyler. The Bush years in a nutshell: even successful entrepreneurs have to turn tricks to make ends meet.
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