The more we ignore this, the closer it gets: Morrissey, The Musical

Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon of The State and Reno 911! are in the process of teaming up to write I've Changed My Plea to Guilty, a musical based on the work of one Stephen Patrick Morrissey.

Hm. Okay. Lennon and Garant seem like they're hardcore fans, at least, so that's something. But does this really sound like a good idea? Morrissey? The musical? And before you go all "The State and Reno 911 are great, though!," take a gander at some of the Hollywood stuff they've written: Night at the Museum, Balls of Fury, The Pacifier, Let's Go to Prison, Taxi and Herbie Fully Loaded. That's about the polar opposite of "reassuring."

But we bet the big number set to "Ouija Board, Ouija Board" is gonna bring the house down.