Dude, we’re definitely
gonna win the East.
Total freaking pwnage.
Ohlendorf? All his pitch are belong to us.
Am I worried at all that Wakefield looked very
shaky while Carl
Pavano (he of the bruised buttocks, strained shoulder, bad back, two broken
ribs, and elbow chips) suddenly looked actually kinda sorta decent?
Not a whit. Why should any of that
matter? We BEAT THE YANKEES in a very
Seriously, though, kudos
to the bullpen for a solid outing. Even if it was against titanic mashers
like Miguel Cairo and Bronson Sardinha.
Etc.How could Hart Brachen
miss this epochal showdown?
What is Manny hiding
under his helmet?
Youk. It’s gotta be tough living in Boston
on only $424,000 a year. (In fairness, though, he is hitting the snot of the
ball this spring. And it’s pretty kooky that his backup is making 13 times what
Armando Benitez? No thanks.
Hideki Matsui’s head is