[tonight in cambridge] Dance like a pussy at Throwed! @ the Middle East

If there's one thing that you people go absolutely mental about for some reason I still can't fully fathom, it's cats. Perhaps that's why this flyer for tonight's installment of the weekly THROWED! party has generated so much excitement, as resident DJ, and cat-fancier Eric Marcelino tells me.

But wait, Kitty Glitter? That's probably just an excuse for the kids to sparkle up their vageeners with paint and shit, right? Maybe, but it's really about dressing up as a cat tonight, he says. “I know the Kitty Glitter event sounds so fucking silly, but that's the point.”

Plus, he adds, the flyer you see above got 100+ shares in a week.

“That's more shares than we've ever gotten on a flyer in one week," Marcelino says. "Usually its like 10 to 20 shares. Everyone is going to be dressed up a cute kitty cat, or smothered in so much fucking glitter, that you're going to want to puke, rage, and then puke again. It's going be the best thing ever!”

On a good night around 75% of the attendees dress up in the party's rotating themes, he estimates, like I dunno, (sexy) nurses, or (sexy) white trash, or people sweating a lot into each other's mouths. “It's never mandatory, but people love getting into the themes,” he says.

Coupled with the world's bizarre love affair with cats, aka that one roommate whose box of shit you keep in your kitchen and bums everyone out when they come over, this should be, as they say, whackadoozles.

What's the deal with cats, I asked.

“They purr, they don't bite, and they love cuddling," says the E-Marce.   

Partiers can get their faces painted like a cat for free. People will be overheating in cat costumes on stage while the DJs, also including Texas Mike, Bad Magician, an Mobsky, perform new music from Nero, Knife Party, and “even a new Dillon Francis cat remix!”