Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ elf, hide yo’ cookies, hide yo’ wife. Antoine Dodson is back, this time warning us of the most cherished and sacred home invader of them all, Santa Claus.
Of course, Dodson captured our hearts and minds earlier in the year with Auto-Tune The News' "Bed Intruder" remix, which we admit might be the catchiest damn song of 2010. But now, in a cringe-worthy attempt to nudge the big hand just past the three on the pop culture clock of fame, Dodson is back just in time for Christmas with "Chimney Intruder." Appropriately enough, it debuted last night on Lopez Tonight.
Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds. Yes, it's a win for Hanukkah. And yes, it makes those jingly-jangly indie twits Pomplamoose from the hell-sent Hyundai ads actually bearable.
Run and tell that.