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"The Situation": the new "PopoZão"?

Our number two unsexiest man of the year is back, and instead of douching it up on beach so we can mock him like a good pseudo-celebrity, Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has attempted to make music so laughably bad that we'll be shocked if even DJ Pauly D touches this mess. Just under a minute of his creatively titled first rap single "The Situation" has leaked online so far, but it has already cemented itself as the heir apparent to Kevin Federline's dance-floor-clearing 2006 flop "PopoZão." According to TMZ, the full single will be unleashed on an undeserving public via iTunes to later this week.

For better or worse, the song seems to feature very little of The Situation doing his best Vanilla Ice impression and a whole lot of generic house beats and some dude grunting and yelling. Assault your own ears by clicking above. In case you need a refresher on the brief rap career of K-Fed, we've included that as well. And he was so pleased with himself too...

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