In Case You Didn't Already Think That ICP is the Worst Group of All-Time

I won't waste more than a few minutes explaining why this is the most ridiculous song ever recorded, but I am a bit concerned to see that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are essentially becoming hip-hop's answer to the Tea Party. This track, "Miracles," is about how science doesn't concern the Insane Clown Posse (or their fans, I suppose), and how everything that happens in the natural world is a stroke of "magic."

But in addition to lines like, "Fuckin' magnets - how do they work?" - this the most vaginal shit you've ever heard from a few guys who are supposed to be wielding hatchets. Hasn't it always been foul enough that their fans have had to digest vapid lyrics and atrocious backdrops? Now they have to deal with overgrown midlife-crisis morons who are clearly watching Glenn Beck in their off time.

Lastly...don't even fucking say that I'm always hating on ICP and Juggalos. I've probably given those clowns more legitimate press than ANY OTHER WRITER EVER. I'm not proud of that, but it's the truth; I wrote about them in a Boston Phoenix cover story recently without even shitting on dudes. I, talking about trash like this without letting that's a fucking miracle.

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